• PugJesus@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Mission failed successfully - the weird apes now help you reproduce in an ideal environment and protect you from predators.

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        7 hours ago

        chickens as a species, sure, but there’s something to be said about the happiness of each individual chicken. read a book once that was like “the more successful a species as a collective is, the less happy each individual is” or smth like that :(

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      2 days ago

      ~~Not those coffee beans that are shat out by a goat. Not them. ~~

      So TIL they aren’t real and a similarly but cruelly sourced version is. I guess it still works, but I meant happy-story-goats and don’t like my own joke otherwise.

      Humans suck.