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Thanks, I will! (:

Fool me once, shame on me! Fool me twice…

You should scan it and find out then tell us about it.

— me, an actual coward

Ooooo honey, how much?

You absolutely don’t have to! Parenthood is not always an instant connection. I loved my child, sure, but they were more like a needy roommate to start off. I developed the bond as we went. It eventually clicked after some months.

And remember: you always love your child– but it’s okay to have times where you just sometimes don’t like them. Especially good to remember during the toddler stage!

Yeah, babies are ugly. Don’t think I’ve ever seen a baby I would consider “cute”. Grody little misshapen potato humans.

Yeah, it’s true.

Honestly, I didn’t even like mine, to begin with. But they grew on me. The hormones had me tolerating all the craziness that small creature put me through.

Love 'em to bits now that they’ve grown past that stage!

As someone who has a child and is also a survivor of abuse: it’s in very poor taste to compare babies to abusers.

Excellent.

Thank you!

Context: Some woman on the internet said she would feel safer spending a night in the woods with a random bear rather than with a random man

Some woman

Not “some woman” — quite a few women. Lots of women.

You’re a hero!

Currently been watching it in parts!

Get you a friend/partner who is actively excited to learn about niche interests. 🥰

Suspenders!

It’s actually illegal to add money to other people’s parking meters (where I live, at least).

Disgusting that there’s laws against it.

I absolutely adore Moon Channel!

My favorite is the video “Why Are There No Good Christian Games?”

It gave so much more clarity to the lifelong issues I’ve had while growing up Christian.

My last boss told all his employees to invest in crypto, and I believe all of them put a substantial amount into it. He was a country hick who worked machine repair beside me at their shop. Thought he was hot shit because he was a member of a Facebook Q group and thought he was smarter than everyone else because he “knew secrets on a deeper level”. Okay bud.

I left before the end of the year because he stopped scheduling me over a comment I made about another one of his fucking insane conspiracy theories he liked to spout instead of helping with the workload.

Then the crypto crash happened. They went out of business 8 months later. Can’t imagine why!

Eat shit, Wayne. Those gals and that kid working under you deserved better, you cunt.