But do you know what you’re laughing at, though?

No, something being objective or not is still someone’s opinion ultimately.

Absolutely incorrect.

And there’s still no right or wrong.

Also incorrect. Right and wrong exist. For example, you’re wrong right now.

So we agree, you were wrong about it “all being subjective opinion.”

Nope.

if they realized the phones then were bricked after getting submerged in water like they used to.

This is not subjective, it’s objectively false.

People are downvoting because the comment is flat-out wrong.

Phones became waterproof before removing headphone jacks became a trend. You’re talking nonsense.

You were able to get to the bootloader with a fucked up bootloader?

This is the exact fucking harassment I get every fuckdamn time the bidet cultists catch wind, and I am so fuckdamn tired of it.

LMAO! “Why are people being mean to me just because I was being inflammatory??”

Fuck off with that disingenuous bullshit.

if you enjoy spraying fecal mist all over your bathroom

Nonsense.

simultaneously drenching every square inch of your ass

Skill issue.

I know how to wipe and my partners have never had an issue going down town for dinner and NONE of them were ever shy about informing me on my odor.

I’m supposed to be surprised to learn that you keep company that’s just as disgusting as you are?

You just want license to make your anal fetish public and its disgusting.

Says the person literally, unpromptedly talking about their anal fetish…

And if you posted a picture of that sandwich in the sandwich community, it’d probably be upvoted.

So what point are you trying to make?

Based.

You still have to wipe though, right?

Yes, of course.

So? Just because you don’t have skid marks doesn’t mean you don’t have a dirty, stinky ass.

Also has nothing to do with your claim. The idea that washing your ass after a shit is somehow worse than not washing it is literally one of the dumbest takes I’ve ever seen.

You’re nasty as fuck, dude.

Yup, you’re wrong. And you have a dirty ass.

Wrong.

Stop it, you’re scaring him!

You’re advertising your opinion here, is that okay?

I’ve been a fan of heynote for this purpose.

Yup. Between Lemmy, Mastodon, and good ol’ RSS I have more than enough sources of mindless scrolling that don’t slurp up all my personal info.

That’s why I just deleted it. I wasn’t checking it ever, and people would be like “Hey, are you coming to the thing tonight?”

Now they just reach out to invite me instead.

You can’t really not do Facebook at all.

I haven’t even had a Facebook account in like a decade…