my dearest melpert…
POV: me using progressively unhinged nicknames for my best friend
It’ll eventually end up as bitch-et when you’re sitting among just your close friends
my dad’s cat has the name “ronibbles” which is as far as you can get from his actual name
Over the 1.5 years we’ve had him it’s had this progression “Macro” -> “Mac-o-Roni” -> “Roni” -> “Ronibbles”
This is him btw
He wasn’t neutered till like 2 years old so he had chubby cheeks and they’re SO CUTE. He’s also really sweet.Love this, very cute! My best friend’s name is Shirley, we went from Shirley to Shirls, to Shirbie, to literally anything that starts with an S and ends with an S. She’d respond to Scrumbles in a second
scrumples is such a cute name though
I have a dog named bouly. He looks like a bear, so his name became bouly bear, then an auto correct on my phone happened and it became bouly bean. Now he’s Bean.
The opposite of being deadnamed. Name collecting.
“Is your name …?”
“Ooh, I don’t have that one yet!” pulls out a roll of name tag stickers
Slaps roof of character this bad girl can fit a whole town inside her
Not everyone on the internet will understand your comment the way you intended, let’s just leave it at that…
Am I the only one reading the lower most left one as bidet?
No, that’s what it says
Brisket ❤️
Her name can’t be baguette: no black and white striped shirt, no red painters cap.
Why do people get her name wrong so often? Is there something I’m missing?
It’s intentional. We’re just being silly :3
Basket
It’s my homegirl Bidet.
Awwwww so cuteeee
Briquette?
Birqin 💲👜🤑