• Chaos0f7ife@lemmy.world
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    Probably the ability to not be an unbalanced idiot 24/7. I literally fell up the stairs twice this week. There are few people who are less scatter-brained than me.

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    Universal language module. Not to translate all into English but to understand all of them.

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    I want the entirety of mathematics indellably etched into my mental model. I want to see the math behind everything in reality the way Neo saw the matrix code in the walls of the grubby apartment buildings.

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      What if that just drives you insane due to the problem described by Gödel’s incompleteness theorem? Maybe you’d become susceptible to someone telling you “this statement is false”.

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        Ideally, I wouldn’t have to see the proofs for everything, just recognize the observable math.

        The problem with the “This statement is false” could simply be coupled by something akin to imaginary numbers. Paradoxes can be described mathematically without being solvable.

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          Oh, brother, no. Godel’s incompleteness theorem is a problem much bigger than imaginary numbers. Imaginary numbers are just something we initially didn’t account for but we can (and did) fix. Godel’s theorem means everything may just be broken and we just don’t know.

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      And when you discover that free will is an illusion because of deterministic patterns, what will you do then?

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        Honestly finding out the lack of free will exists would be the most liberating thing ever. I could just let autopilot take its course.

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      11:15, restate my assumptions: 1. Mathematics is the language of nature. 2. Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. 3. If you graph these numbers, patterns emerge. Therefore: There are patterns everywhere in nature.

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      But also the ability to turn it off at will. Otherwise life will become incredibly tedious.

    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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      I too wouldn’t mind uploading poll dancing abilities. I feel like that would help lose weight and get great core strength so quickly.

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      The crazy thing is that you can literally just do this by studying engineering for a few years. It’s not that hard, it just takes some work.

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      One way is making raytracing shaders for older games. I recall one korean dude whose patreon was raking in ~50k dollars a month, several of his releases/posts were about adding raytracing to Fallout 4

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        Thanks! Sounds like a significant learning curve.

        Not that I’m opposed. Currently reskilling myself from bored accountant to hopefully some sort of IT wizard. Just learning everything I can get my hands on and doing projects like building / maintaining a home server, building a PC, switched to Linux last year, and coding some small projects in Python.

        I just feel like I’m learning such basic things and won’t be able to actually make money with any of this for years. It’s frustrating lol

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          25 years in IT here: you’re on the right track. Tablet generation has really caused a brain drain.

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            I think I’m going to get my nieces and nephews some pi5 desktops, I can’t let them become teenagers without seeing a console.

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    I’d upload a few languages. Instantly being able to speak and read an array of languages and traveling the world would be fun.

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      This is a good one. I interact with a lot of East and South Asians in my spare time, and I would love to speak all of their languages. Especially since their English is not the best (in my circle, that is).

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    Either having a complete understanding of modern-day physics or knowing how to play the violin.

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    C2-niveau francais, s’il vous plait.

    edit or as translate google would put it: niveau C2 de francais, merci.